I’m never playing a shippable male character again. I have people I don’t even know following me. Lady characters sidling up to me in asks. Girls putting me on blast for roleplaying with another version of their character. The few people I like roleplaying with is like being the boyfriend to the most boring girl in the world. “Where should our characters go on a date?” “I dunno, honey, you decide.” Always having to send asks first, you know. I guess it wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t get so cranky when they find out I’m not really into smut, either.